I am a man with a pen, a laptop, two hounds, a head full of drug forged memories from the 1970's and 80's, a bitter ex-wife, a stack of abused  spiral bound notebooks, a love of people- as long as they don't come within fifty feet of me (something to do with that mess back in '08 resulting in the rest of the world filing a restraining order against me), six wheels, a penchant to create bizarre lists, a deep and disturbing distaste of coconut, an unhealthy and lengthy man-crush list, more head scars than Cher has ex-husbands, an odd number of dimples when I smile, an appreciation for the power that affords a single strawberry to topple most third world nations (America has far too many staunch prudes for that to work here- but someday...), a taste for tequila, a hankering for key lime pie, and the love...

...of writing.